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Start your mornings with Gary & Dave on KWFC. Each day they'll put you in the right mood for the workday, with uplifting gospel music, a chuckle or two, contest giveaways and the daily birthday & anniversary list.

Weekdays from 7 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. on KWFC

FATHER'S DAY FUN
10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?  I'm lost!  Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9.   You know, Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates.  Won't that be fun?!
8.   I noticed that all of your friends have a certain hostile attitude.  I like that.
7.   Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car.  GO CRAZY!!
6.   What do you mean you wanna play football?  Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?
5.   What do I want for Father's Day?  Aaaah, don't worry about that.  It's no big deal.  (Okay, they may SAY it, but do they MEAN it?)
4.   Your mother and I are going away for the weekend.  You might want to consider throwing a party.
3.   Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.  Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something.  Just have it towed to a mechanic and we'll pay whatever he asks.
2.   No son of mine is going to live under my roof without an earring.  Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
1.   Whaddaya wanna go and get a job for?  I make plenty of money for you to spend.
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 This Week on the Morning Show with Gary & Dave
Monday
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NO VOTE TOWN

What if you have an election and no one votes?  That's the issue facing the of Pillbury, ND.  No one voted in the June 10th election, not even those running for office.  Mary Darrel Brudevold was unopposed for re-election.  As was his wife, Ruth, and Dan Lindseth, who faced no challengers for their alderman seats.  Brudevold guesses everyone was too busy to vote.  He says he'll ask state election officials what to do next.  There's no big money in small town politics.  Brudevold says council members are paid 48 bucks a year.  He adds most of that goes toward doughnuts and gas to get to the council meetings.
Tuesday
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Welcome sponsor Sight & Sound Theatre!  Contestant could win two tickets to see NOAH!


1.  A pedicure deals with what part of the body?
a) Teeth  b) Hands  c) Hair  d) Feet

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2. What nationality was the mathematician, physicist and astronomer Galileo?
a) Spanish  b) French  c) Italian  d) Dutch

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The Answer is:
d) Feet

The Answer is:
c) Italian
Wednesday
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WADDAYA-WANNA-KNOW WEDNESDAY

Incredible Pizza Trivia Question
$25 Incredible Pizza Company Game Card
Q.  Steve Fossett's claim to fame, happened July 2, 2002? 
A.  first person to circumnavigate the world in a balloon


Q1. What is former Gold City Qt member Jonathan Wilburn doing now?
a.  Jonathan is currently in sales and leasing at Ronnie Watkins Ford in Gadsden, AL

Q2.  Did Springfield break the precipitation record for month of June?
a.  Yes, June 2008 record rainfall of 13.41" , drowning out the previous record of 12.27" set in 1928.

Q3.  What ever happened to bass singer Big John Hall?
a. His son Chris called from CO to tell us his dad is still active in music evangelism.  He just had vocal surgery last week and will be recuperating the next few weeks.

Q4.  What is for former MSU Bears head coach Barry Hinson doing now?
a.  Barry is currently working with UNC head coach Roy Williams summer basketball camps.

Q5. Rumor of a Lowes store coming to Bolivar, MO ... if so, when?
a. (none)
Thursday
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Silver Dollar City's DICTIONARY DUEL!

Word for 7/3/08:  Spitchock
a) a sping-loaded hinge
b) an eel split open and broiled
c) a machinist's thread cutting tool

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Word for 6/26/08:  Coontie
a) a poisonous root found in Florida

The Answer:
b) an eel split open and broiled
Friday
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"AIN'T GOD GOOD"!
Join us for the GREAT OZARKS SING-A-LONG!

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