Thursday, July 02, 2009
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Start your mornings with Gary & Dave on KWFC. Each day they'll put you in the right mood for the workday, with uplifting gospel music, a chuckle or two, contest giveaways and the daily birthday & anniversary list.

Weekdays from 7 a.m. - 9:30 a.m. on KWFC

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Gary and Dave Win Singing News Golden Mic
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KWFC's Gary Longstaff and Dave Taylor are the September 2008 winners of the Singing News Golden Mic Award.

Click here to learn more. 

U.S. House Judiciary Committee to vote on Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009 (H.R. 1913) on Wednesday 4/22/09. Bill language offers this example: "A pastor's sermon could be considered 'hate speech' under this legislation if heard by an individual who then acts aggressively against persons based on 'sexual orientation'.

HR 1913 text can be found at: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.1913:

MO
Senator Christopher Bond (202) 224-5721
Senator Claire McCaskill (202) 224-6154
Rep. Roy Blunt (202) 225-6536
Rep. Ike Skelton (202) 225-2876

AR
Senator Blanch Lincoln (202) 224-4843
Senator Mark Prior (202) 224-2353
Rep. John Boozeman (202) 225-4301

 


 

This is the current definition of marriage according the Webster Online dictionary (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/marriage)

mar·riage
Pronunciation: \ˈmer-ij, ˈma-rij\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mariage, from Anglo-French, from marier to marry Date: 14th century 1a (1) the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractural relationship recognized by law (2): the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage <same-sex marriage> b: the mutual relation of married persons: wedlock c: the institution whereby individuals are joined in a marriage 2: an act of marrying or the rite by which the married status is effected; especially : the wedding ceremony and attendant festivities or formalities 3: an intimate or close union <the marriage of painting and poetry - J.T. Shawcross>

The definition of marriage according to the scriptures (Garden of Eden ~ present):
Matthew 19:4-6
"And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."

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America’s decline since prayer was removed from schools


Since the Supreme Court banned school prayer in 1963:
  • the murder rate tripled;
  • Violent crime went up 544%;
  • Prior to 1963, divorce had been declining for 15 consecutive years. After 1963, the divorce rate more than doubled;
  • unwed birth rates 10-14 years of age shot up 553% by 1983;
  • Sexually transmitted disease rates (15-19 years of age range) shot up 226% by 1975;
  • the percent of children living in fatherless households increased from 6% to 40%.

 Nationally syndicated columnist William Raspberry writes:
“Almost every commentator on the current scene bemoans the increase of violence, lowered ethical standards and loss of civility that mark American society. Is the decline of religious influence part of what is happening to us? Is it not just possible that antireligious bias masquerading as religious neutrality is costing more than we have been willing to acknowledge?”

 

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 This Week on the Morning Show with Gary & Dave

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Governmentium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element tentatively has been named... "Governmentium."

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since governmentium has zero electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction in excess of 4 days to respond when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a restructuring in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each shuffle, so to speak, will cause some morons to mix with neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

Tuesday
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Sponsor - The Mansion Theatre, Branson!  Contestant could win two tickets to see Peter Pan!


1.  "French Knot", "Flip" and "Beehive" are all types of what?
a) Gymnastic moves  b) Hair styles  c) Stomach ailments  d) Military manuevers

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2.  How many stripes appear on the US Flag?
a) 9  b) 11  c) 13  d) 15

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The Answer is:
b) Hair styles

The Answer:
c) 13

 


Wednesday
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WADDAYA-WANNA-KNOW WEDNESDAY

Music City Centre Mystery
Winner receives 2 tickets to Sunday Night Gospel Concert Series at MCC!
Q.  What year did the British navy sink the German battleship Bismark? 
A.  1941


Q1.  Who owns the new cell tower in Clever, MO?
a.

Q2.  Dirt moving on Hwy 14 & W between Ozark and Sparta?
a.  Ozark Parks Dept developing  a sports complex

Q3.  How is the KWFC generator project going ?
a.  marking and excavation to take place this week May 27-June 1

Q4.  Vacant building at 3100 block of S Golden is being renovated ... what's going in there?
a.  caller states to become a storage/utility building for St John's

Small discussion started by caller interested in opionions regarding "The Shack" novel. 
calls were mixed, most having read the book stated their faith was encouraged, some cited notable teachers such as Chuck Colson were standing against the book

 

Thursday
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Silver Dollar City's DICTIONARY DUEL!

Word for 7/2/09:  Boomslang
a) A tethering peg at the base of every sailing mast
b) The audio repercussion caused by a pyrotechnical device
c) A large African tree snake

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Word for 6/25/09:  Zygoma
a) The long bone that joins the forehead and cheekbones together

Word for 6/18/09:  Mystax
a) A moustache-like cluster of hairs on certain insects

Word for 6/11/09:  Sciamachy
a) The scientific word of lead

Word for 6/4/09: Fliting
a) A contest where two opponents yell at each other

Word for 5/27/09:  Paddlecock
a) A fat-headed fish also known as the lumpsucker

The Answer:
c) A large African tree snake










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"AIN'T GOD GOOD"!
Join us for the GREAT OZARKS SING-A-LONG!

BOZO CRIMINAL REPORT just after 9:00
Bozo criminal for today comes from Hartford, Wisconsin, where bozo Richard Thomas shoplifted a bottle of whiskey from a liquor store. The clerk was keeping an eye on him and couldn't believe it when he stopped on his way out to fill out a raffle ticket for a prize the store was giving away. He then dropped the ticket, with his name, address and phone number on it, into the registration box, snatching two more bottles of booze in the process. Armed with the information our bozo had given them, the police made a quick arrest.

 

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